Isaac Turned Jeopardy into Happy Hour

So much swagger.

Move over, nerds.  Isaac Loeb is coming to Jeopardy! and wants to put some happy hour charm into the show’s 35th season. Just look at the relaxed demeanor, sly smile, and loose neck tie. I want to give him a bottle of Jack and learn about his shitty boss and that he needs to finish his real estate classes to get out of that dump and be his own man.

Also that old sea captain at the end of the bar won’t stop telling stories of sailing around the gulf for some reason.